Posts Tagged ‘execution’

Where Are You Movie Executions? Near…We Swear!

Posted: October 28, 2014 in News
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So, we’ve been harping about a new feature for a while now: Movie Executions–a video feature where we destroy a copy of a terrible movie that deserves to be punished. However, it has taken a long, long time to realize this feature, as making a video is perhaps a little harder than we anticipated. But, we are revealing to you now the identity of our first condemned: Nail Gun Massacre–a movie truly deserving of our vigilante fury.

Yes, a copy Nail Gun Massacre will be destroyed before your very eyes with (naturally) a nail gun! So look for that soon and while you’re waiting, check out our review of Nail Gun Massacre in the Review Morgue section.

Introducing Movie Executions!

Posted: September 1, 2014 in News
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Rejoice, horror heathens, a new feature is nigh upon you! Our very first video feature: Movie Executions! We here at Splatterjunkie.com have seen many movies and some of those movies were so bad that they deserve to die. I will not yet reveal to you the name of the first movie that will taste our street-justice, but basically, we will read off a list of charges against the movie and then provide you with video evidence that will prove the vileness of this movie’s crimes. After a guilty verdict is reached (heh, heh…sham trials are fun) the offending movie shall be executed right before your very eyes in a way most befitting the nature of its crimes.

So look for it soon!

Up and Running

Posted: August 30, 2014 in News
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Ok horror addicts, we are officially up and running under our proper name: splatterjunkie.com! We will be doing a lot of posting over the next few days to flesh out the site. We will soon be unveiling a new video feature as well: Movie Executions. Because some movies are so bad, that they deserve to die. More on that later.