splatterjunkie

Greetings internet wanderer, come inside, take off your shoes. Unfortunately, I have no accommodations for you yet, as this site is under construction. In the future, I will have movie reviews and blog posts to enthrall you with, but for now let us both sit back in imaginary rocking chairs and try to name as many different kinds of wood as we can. I’ll go first: teak, pine, mahogany, elm, balsa, cherry, spruce, ebony, oak, cedar, ash, beech, hickory, birch, walnut, poplar, mesquite…